Monday 25 December 2023

A Cat's Christmas Eve! by yours truly - Merry Christmas.


There was a deep, deep silence all about the house,
Bar the crunching of the bones of a poor dead mouse.
The cat, she’d had fun, the chase had been long,
But the mouse was now eaten, even the tail was gone.
 
During her pursuit, baubles had been smashed,
The tree-topper dislodged, came down with a crash,
She’d torn all the crackers until they were shredded,
A large vase of flowers was now all deadheaded.
 
In spite of this destruction, she’d woken up no kids,
So settled down to sleep, was about to close her lids,
But then there was a noise, a grunt and a groan,
From the chimney it did come, this dulcet tone.
 
And just a minute later, two boots did appear,
Followed rather promptly by a sizable rear.
But with the room in ruins and full of detritus,
The cat thought, ‘HIDE! Better not let him find us’
 
But quick was dear old Santa, for he needed to be,
And seeing such destruction, and the fallen tree.
Cursed to himself and stared at the cat,
Before he drew a wand, from his big red hat.
 
He whispered very quietly and the tree was uprighted,
The baubles lights and crackers, were all reunited,
And happy with his work, he placed his gifts around,
The cat it seemed had scarpered, nowhere to be found.
 
So, Santa having finished fancied mince pies and cream,
But found the cat sat sitting and looking quite supreme.
She licked her lips all delicate, appearing very happy,
And said to Santa in ‘Meow’, that he had better hurry.
 
Santa saw the clock and gave the cat a wink,
Was up and out the chimney before she’d even blinked.
And with a Ho, Ho, Ho, he shouted his goodbye,
As the reindeers and his sleigh, zoomed off into the sky.
 
So, everything was silent, all about the house,
But . . . WAIT, WHAT . . .!
Was that the squeak of another mouse?

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